Sorry repeat clients, but scumbags at the absolute bottom of the barrel escort review sites (the "streetwalker reports" kind, see below) just can't keep me out of their mouths, despite my website clearly saying on multiple pages all I want "mongers" who frequent review sites to do is leave me the fuck alone.
Shockingly I'm not popular with a crowd that encourages literal rape and human trafficking and exploiting addicted streetwalkers as well as bragging about sex with minors. Anything more structured than pulling up to a curb for a $20 junkie (literally $20, see below) is "rigid" it would seem, but of course if I could figure out a way to travel cross country but pay for 4 star locations with pixie dust, well then this illustrious crowd has once again generously offered to see me... for half. Because it's "just" massage after all.
So this URL is now retired. Look for my new ads with new links.
The new links will of course also only last until this same Groundhog Day bullshit inevitably happens all over again (it took ONE MONTH for them to ruin a short, catchy domain I paid $100 for, so you'll never see me with anything but a free site again), so please never get too attached to any contact info. Yet another example of how I would like my website and online presence to be warm and sweet and concise with a history, but I end up with the website and online presence I have because it's a sick world.
Really sorry I can't make it easier to maintain some kind of continuity, but assholes are never in short supply.
"Oh well see I don't WRITE reviews.
I just READ them."
Oh, okay. To find out who's good. At being a certified MT who offers FBSM.
I mean clearly your best source for that recommendation is strangers who don't even attempt to hide the fact they're only interested in unsafe escort services and who post on review sites that routinely denigrate providers who "only" do massage. Boards that regularly imply or outright say that clients who want "only" massage (perhaps so as to not put their significant other in danger of STIs like herpes and HPV that aren't prevented by condom use) are estrogen-dominant emasculated cucks getting punked out of the only commodities everyone unanimously agrees have actual value: sucking and fucking.
What's that? Just tell guys I don't want reviews? Now why didn't I think of that?
This is who the mindless scumbags at USA Sex Guide need a "picture" of before they "take one for the team"... because she's so obviously an adult provider.
